When I was 20, I had eyes only for girls my age. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. A young woman will say nothing, fearing that you might think worse of her. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled.
Did Andy Rooney Write ‘In Praise of Older Women’?
You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. Like your mother, andy rooney in praise of older women always know. Ladies, I apologize for my fellow geezers. That men are genetically inferior is no secret.
Without the distraction of some demanding old coot clinging and whining his way into your serenity. The Queen welcomes questions concerning all issues of interest to women in their mature years.
Send your inquiries to thequeenofmyself aol. Global warming is playing havoc with weather patterns, which in turn affects all plant and animal life. Two years ago, someone broke my car window, took some things from the glove compartment and a suitcase I had left on the back seat. Twenty years ago, I had a motorbike stolen from my garage. These were the only brushes w crime Id had in my life until recently.
More than a year ago, people started sending me copies of an e-mail that was appearing on computers all over the country. It was a list of about 20 comments, each one or two sentences long, under my byline.ONLINE CHAT ROOM JOBS
Several months after I first saw the e-mail, a man named Frank Kaiser wrote asking why I had put my name on something he had written in for his syndicated column called Suddenly Senior. I called Frank immediately and he accepted the fact that someone else had taken what he wrote and put my name on it. Young men, you have something to look forward to.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like ed dating. Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed babe of 70 there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22 year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize for all of us.Andy Rooney On A Woman U.S. President
You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always just know. Yes, we geezers praise older women for a multitude of reasons. These are but a few. Ladies, I apologize for us.ALL THE SINGLE LADIES SYMBOLS
That men are genetically inferior is no secret. Without the distraction of some demanding old fart clinging and whining his way into your serenity.
I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entring into it at present, appear to me not well-founded.
Andy Rooney’s article on “In Praise of Older Women”
The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union.
He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.
In Praise of Older Women by Frank Kaiser
But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:.IN PRAISE OF OLDER WOMEN 1978 KAREN BLACK TOM BERENGER
Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good.